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A Midlife Woman’s Guide to Valentine’s Day Romance

Forget everything you think you know and do these things instead

Feb 10, 2024

A Midlife Woman’s Guide to Valentine’s Day Romance

Feb 10, 2024

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My Kid’s Friend Isn’t Allowed At Our House Anymore

She’s a total narc

Apr 11, 2024

Two girls on a playdate putting curlers in each other’s hair

Apr 11, 2024

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Therapy Transcript of a Burned-Out Mom

Session one

2h ago

A photo of a giant book called “Surgeon General Advisory on parental burnout” with a testamonial that says “a must-read for all parents — by non-parents”

2h ago

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Mommy, If Someone Spat in Your Lunch Would You Still Eat It?

A Harrowing Choose Your Own Adventure!

6d ago

It looks like an old book cover that says “Choose your own adventure” with a title “Dumpling Spit” and a picture of a kid spitting on dumplings and another kid looking suprised.

6d ago

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The Middle-Age Developmental Milestone Checklist

This is one curve you won’t want to drop off of

Jan 23

A checklist that says “If you’re between the ages of 480 and 720 months, this one’s for you!”

Jan 23

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My Words Are Strangling Me

When did writing stop being fun?

Jan 10

woman cupping her forehead with her hands in front of a laptop

Jan 10

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Doctor Funny

Two Gen Z’s Play Guess Who and It’s Cringe

But we love this for them

Jan 4

We see Aidyn is guessing a white dude in a red hat named Richard, and Liam is guessing a white woman with a blonde bob named Faith

Jan 4

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My Daughter’s Bully Apologized — Now What?

I’m not the forgiving type, but she is

Dec 27, 2024

A group of girls at a sleepover party

Dec 27, 2024

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MuddyUm

My 2024 Lame-Assed Life, Wrapped

Number of hours spent dissociating: 8,760

Dec 19, 2024

looks like a bad version of Spoity wrapped and says “your lame-assed life 2024 wrapped”

Dec 19, 2024

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She Demanded I Spend $100 on a Candy Cane

And it still wasn’t enough

Dec 15, 2024

a sign says merry f’ing christmas with a candy cane and a can of soup

Dec 15, 2024

Lisa Hides

Lisa Hides

Once voted kinda funny for a mom. Runs on coffee + chaos. Inquiries: ihidefrommykids@gmail.com; subscribe to my newsletter https://ihidefrommykids.substack.com/

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