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My Kid’s Friend Isn’t Allowed At Our House Anymore

She’s a total narc

Apr 11, 2024

Two girls on a playdate putting curlers in each other’s hair

Apr 11, 2024

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Frazzled

How to Get Your Teen to Do That Thing You Need Them to Do

Srsly, they’re not like mind readers, you know

7h ago

Young woman putting clothes into a clothes dryer with a thought bubble with the text “Thank you for for your clear insturctions mom!”

7h ago

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The Parenting Portal

Must Love Monkey Bars

A playdate personal ad

May 2

Image displays a newspaper with a personal ad in yellow that says “Must love monkey bars”

May 2

You Didn’t Choose To Be Born

But would you have said yes if given the option?

Apr 26

a notepad that says “do you want to be born, yes or no?”

Apr 26

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The Parenting Portal

He Refused To Deal With His Obnoxious Kid

So I dealt with him myself

Apr 21

Teen with backwards hat and a speech bubble that says “Bruh” and a cellphone buzzing.

Apr 21

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The Haven

My Stream of Consciousness While Watching White Lotus Season 3

I’m ok if he dies.

Apr 15

Photo of a white lotus

Apr 15

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

A Brutally Honest Fictitious Persons Disclaimer

This is a work of fiction, any resemblance to my mother-in-law is purely coincidental

Apr 11

The disclaimer about how the book is a work of fiction, but marked up and corrected with honest comments.

Apr 11

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Frazzled

My Kid’s Friend Doesn’t Want to Play At Our House Anymore

It was all part of the plan

Mar 31

Two bored kids hanging upside down on a couch

Mar 31

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Doctor Funny

The 10th Circle of Hell Is This Public Library Writers’ Circle

It reeks of piss and desperation

Mar 27

A reconstructed photo of Dead Guy, Emo Girl, Piss Man, Ponytail, & Gladys

Mar 27

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The Parenting Portal

That Time My Teen Asked to Talk to Me About Something

Scariest day of my life

Mar 7

Teenage boy looking upset. Mom saying, “You can tell me anything.”

Mar 7

Lisa Hides

Lisa Hides

Once voted kinda funny for a mom. Runs on coffee + chaos. Inquiries: ihidefrommykids@gmail.com; subscribe to my newsletter https://ihidefrommykids.substack.com/

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