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How I Want To Spend My Saturday, According To My Eight-Year-Old

Hooray, it’s the weekend! Let’s wake up super early, sleeping in is for Mondays.

Jan 25, 2024

How I Want To Spend My Saturday, According To My Eight-Year-Old

Jan 25, 2024

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Reasons I Hate Going Into the Office

Just let me pretend to do my work like god intended

Feb 21, 2024

two men sitting across from each other at an office with laptops and one is staring creepily at the other one

Feb 21, 2024

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Daily Itinerary of a Woman Who Has Had It Up to Here With You People

She’s wiping butts and taking names

Jun 14, 2024

A road sign that says hashtag nope

Jun 14, 2024

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Birth Control Commercials That Never Aired

Focus groups revealed these 7 commercials would drop the global birth rate to 0

Mar 20, 2024

Child in backseat of car asking “what’s that?” and driving father saying “I can’t see what you’re pointing at”

Mar 20, 2024

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My Kid’s Friend Isn’t Allowed At Our House Anymore

She’s a total narc

Apr 11, 2024

Two girls on a playdate putting curlers in each other’s hair

Apr 11, 2024

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My Words Are Strangling Me

When did writing stop being fun?

Jan 10

woman cupping her forehead with her hands in front of a laptop

Jan 10

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Two Gen Z’s Play Guess Who and It’s Cringe

But we love this for them

Jan 4

We see Aidyn is guessing a white dude in a red hat named Richard, and Liam is guessing a white woman with a blonde bob named Faith

Jan 4

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My Daughter’s Bully Apologized — Now What?

I’m not the forgiving type, but she is

Dec 27, 2024

A group of girls at a sleepover party

Dec 27, 2024

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My 2024 Lame-Assed Life, Wrapped

Number of hours spent dissociating: 8,760

Dec 19, 2024

looks like a bad version of Spoity wrapped and says “your lame-assed life 2024 wrapped”

Dec 19, 2024

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She Demanded I Spend $100 on a Candy Cane

And it still wasn’t enough

Dec 15, 2024

a sign says merry f’ing christmas with a candy cane and a can of soup

Dec 15, 2024

Lisa Hides

Lisa Hides

Once voted kinda funny for a mom. Runs on coffee + chaos. Inquiries: ihidefrommykids@gmail.com; subscribe to my newsletter https://ihidefrommykids.substack.com/

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