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My Kid’s Friend Isn’t Allowed At Our House Anymore

She’s a total narc

Apr 11, 2024

Two girls on a playdate putting curlers in each other’s hair

Apr 11, 2024

Published in
Doctor Funny

The 10th Circle of Hell Is This Public Library Writers’ Circle

It reeks of piss and desperation

23h ago

A reconstructed photo of Dead Guy, Emo Girl, Piss Man, Ponytail, & Gladys

23h ago

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The Parenting Portal

That Time My Teen Asked to Talk to Me About Something

Scariest day of my life

Mar 7

Teenage boy looking upset. Mom saying, “You can tell me anything.”

Mar 7

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The Parenting Portal

Therapy Transcript of a Burned-Out Mom

Session one

Feb 11

A photo of a giant book called “Surgeon General Advisory on parental burnout” with a testamonial that says “a must-read for all parents — by non-parents”

Feb 11

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Frazzled

Mommy, If Someone Spat in Your Lunch Would You Still Eat It?

A Harrowing Choose Your Own Adventure!

Feb 5

It looks like an old book cover that says “Choose your own adventure” with a title “Dumpling Spit” and a picture of a kid spitting on dumplings and another kid looking suprised.

Feb 5

Published in
MuddyUm

The Middle-Age Developmental Milestone Checklist

This is one curve you won’t want to drop off of

Jan 23

A checklist that says “If you’re between the ages of 480 and 720 months, this one’s for you!”

Jan 23

Published in
Contemplate

My Words Are Strangling Me

When did writing stop being fun?

Jan 10

woman cupping her forehead with her hands in front of a laptop

Jan 10

Published in
Doctor Funny

Two Gen Z’s Play Guess Who and It’s Cringe

But we love this for them

Jan 4

We see Aidyn is guessing a white dude in a red hat named Richard, and Liam is guessing a white woman with a blonde bob named Faith

Jan 4

Published in
Frazzled

My Daughter’s Bully Apologized — Now What?

I’m not the forgiving type, but she is

Dec 27, 2024

A group of girls at a sleepover party

Dec 27, 2024

Published in
MuddyUm

My 2024 Lame-Assed Life, Wrapped

Number of hours spent dissociating: 8,760

Dec 19, 2024

looks like a bad version of Spoity wrapped and says “your lame-assed life 2024 wrapped”

Dec 19, 2024

Lisa Hides

Lisa Hides

Once voted kinda funny for a mom. Runs on coffee + chaos. Inquiries: ihidefrommykids@gmail.com; subscribe to my newsletter https://ihidefrommykids.substack.com/

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