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Lisa Hides

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I’m So Lucky I’m an Adult So I Can Do Whatever I Want

And what I want is to drive you to hockey at this ungodly hour

Sep 23

A lady in a beret in front of the Eiffel Tower holding a giant steak

Sep 23

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Reasons I Hate Going Into the Office

Just let me pretend to do my work like god intended

Feb 21

two men sitting across from each other at an office with laptops and one is staring creepily at the other one

Feb 21

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I Swore I’d Never Do These Things When I Had Kids. Then I Had Kids.

Anyone can be a gentle parent until they pull a knife on you

Apr 24

Looks like a Facebook status that says “Marked safe from gentle parenting today”

Apr 24

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My Kid’s Friend Isn’t Allowed At Our House Anymore

She’s a total narc

Apr 11

Two girls on a playdate putting curlers in each other’s hair

Apr 11

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Contemplate

Don’t Make The Same Mistakes I Made

My niece and I both learned something on Careers Day

Nov 22

adorable little kids dressed up for different careers

Nov 22

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MuddyUm

My Daughter Watched Porn in Class

And not everyone is against it

Nov 22

two kids watching a movie looking surprised

Nov 22

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

The Only Hospital Bag Checklist Worth Following

Forget massage oil, what you need is a projectile.

Nov 11

A list of useless items like massage oil and baby book with a stamp that says “stupid”

Nov 11

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The Parenting Portal

How I Will Remember My Son

A boy on the cusp of teenagerhood

Nov 6

Image of a preteen playing the ukulele with a coconut drink beside him with his legs dangling in the pool

Nov 6

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MuddyUm

Is It Okay To Hate A Nine-Year-Old?

Sleep with one eye open, kid

Nov 4

A boy making a rude face

Nov 4

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Doctor Funny

My Friend’s Psychic Accurately Predicted She’s A Moron

She probably knows I’m writing this article right now

Oct 25

a woman eating a burrito

Oct 25

Lisa Hides

Lisa Hides

4.99K Followers

Once voted kinda funny for a mom. Runs on coffee + chaos. Inquiries: ihidefrommykids@gmail.com; subscribe to my newsletter https://ihidefrommykids.substack.com/

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