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Darleen Can Shove It up Her Google Drive

There’s no way I’m working with her

Just now

Zoom meeting, with an arrow showing stupid Darleen with half her face off camera, and me watching a penguin video off side with my Starbucks.

Just now

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I Got Kicked Out of My Sister’s Birth Cult

Whatever, I didn’t want to be in a stupid birth cult anyway

Jun 24, 2024

A blooming flower that looks like a vagina

Jun 24, 2024

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Possible Reasons Why Barbara From IT Never Shows Her Face On Zoom

Number 5 will amaze you

Aug 2, 2024

A zoom window with 3 people and one that is black and says “Barbara from IT” and a chat that says “she’s eating an entire cheese wheel without hands, and due to budget cuts IT Barbara is also HR Cheryl lmfao, and it’s totally lip filler gone wrong”

Aug 2, 2024

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The Parenting Portal

That Time My Teen Asked to Talk to Me About Something

Scariest day of my life

Mar 7

Teenage boy looking upset. Mom saying, “You can tell me anything.”

Mar 7

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My Kid’s Friend Isn’t Allowed At Our House Anymore

She’s a total narc

Apr 11, 2024

Two girls on a playdate putting curlers in each other’s hair

Apr 11, 2024

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We Just Can’t Get Enough of our Five or Eight Grandchildren

Between the hours of 8 P.M. and 8:15 P.M.

Jun 18

We Just Can’t Get Enough of our Five or Eight Grandchildren

Jun 18

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Possible Reasons My Gen Z Colleague Olivia Took Another Personal Leave

Number 9 will leave you shook

Jun 12

Image of Olivia with lip filler, septum piercing, cat ears, and all the things she likes (tiktok, snapchat, matcha ice lattes, sephora)

Jun 12

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He Forced Us to Play with His Kid

Nice try, Jordan’s Dad

Jun 11

A split screen when says “how it started” and points at street hockey, then “How it’s going” points at video games

Jun 11

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Honest Reasons Why I, an Introvert, Cannot Attend the Parent Social

I am unable to want to attend

May 23

Honest Reasons Why I, an Introvert, Cannot Attend the Parent Social

May 23

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We, The City, Are Making our Roads Safe Again (MRSA*)!

You asked, we answered!

May 19

Image is of a city with a banner that says “making our roads safe again!”

May 19

Lisa Hides

Lisa Hides

Once voted kinda funny for a mom. Runs on coffee + chaos. Inquiries: ihidefrommykids@gmail.com; subscribe to my newsletter https://ihidefrommykids.substack.com/

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