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Jan 2, 2024

The 7 Annoying Habits of Highly Irritating People

Coworkers who make you wish you could run the office by yourself

The 7 Annoying Habits of Highly Irritating People

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Mar 20, 2024

Birth Control Commercials That Never Aired

Focus groups revealed these 7 commercials would drop the global birth rate to 0

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Jul 17, 2025

My Daughter Got Invited to a Sex Party

I’ll probably let her go

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Apr 11, 2024

My Kid’s Friend Isn’t Allowed At Our House Anymore

She’s a total narc

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Human Parts

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Oct 8, 2025

Boobs Like Mine

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

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May 18

An Interaction a Day Keeps the Lexapro Away

Brief, daily interactions with strangers boosts happiness — so I tried it

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Apr 30

Reasons I Nearly Quit My Job

Nightmarish tales from corporate hell

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Apr 23

My Kid’s Friend Shot Me in the Face

That’s another playdate violation

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Apr 14

Your Daughter’s House League Hockey Year in Review

What a season! Start remortgaging for next year.

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Apr 8

Acceptance Speech for My Most Embarrassing Parent Award

Kids, none of this would have been possible without you

A woman with a shirt that says “I love my kids no cap” and a trophy that says #1 embarrassing parent

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Once voted kinda funny for a mom. Runs on coffee + chaos. Inquiries: ihidefrommykids@gmail.com; subscribe to my newsletter https://ihidefrommykids.substack.com/

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