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Lisa Hides

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Boobs Like Mine

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Oct 8

Two clementines

Oct 8

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I Once Lived In India and I Need You To Know That

Is that a banana? I had the most incredible banana in India when I lived in India

Sep 19

two porta potties, the person in one asks “Got any toilet paper?” and the other responds “I once lived in India”

Sep 19

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My Daughter Got Invited to a Sex Party

I’ll probably let her go

Jul 17

Close-up photo of a child’s mouth with chocolate smeared around it.

Jul 17

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That Time My Teen Asked to Talk to Me About Something

Scariest day of my life

Mar 7

Teenage boy looking upset. Mom saying, “You can tell me anything.”

Mar 7

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My Kid’s Friend Isn’t Allowed At Our House Anymore

She’s a total narc

Apr 11, 2024

Two girls on a playdate putting curlers in each other’s hair

Apr 11, 2024

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Proof I’m a Failed Adult

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

4d ago

A grown-assed woman laughing and saying “you said do do!”

4d ago

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As Your Boss, We Need to Discuss Your Anonymous Satisfaction Survey

Looking at you, Rashmi

Oct 28

a handwritten note on a laptop that reads “Mandatory lunch meeting. Thank Rashmi 4 this.”

Oct 28

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A Simple Strategy That Will Completely Change Your Parenting Game

Forget the same page, sometimes we weren’t even in the same book

Oct 4

A mom says “Clean your room” and the daughter responds “SO you hate me and wish I was never born?!”

Oct 4

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There Was a Hostage Situation at My Daughter’s Circus Camp

And that wasn’t even the worst part

Aug 16

A child clown with balloon letters F M L

Aug 16

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Darleen Can Shove It up Her Google Drive

There’s no way I’m working with her

Jul 10

Zoom meeting, with an arrow showing stupid Darleen with half her face off camera, and me watching a penguin video off side with my Starbucks.

Jul 10

Lisa Hides

Lisa Hides

Once voted kinda funny for a mom. Runs on coffee + chaos. Inquiries: ihidefrommykids@gmail.com; subscribe to my newsletter https://ihidefrommykids.substack.com/

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