List: Rants | Curated by Lisa Hides | Medium

Jun 24, 2024

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Rants

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MuddyUm

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Lisa Hides

Things that Annoyed Me Today

Needing scissors to open the scissor packet and things of that nature

Apr 19, 2024

woman leading meeting says “anyone? anyone? Bueller?” and a young colleague says “there’s no one here by that name”

Apr 19, 2024

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MuddyUm

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Lisa Hides

Things That Annoyed Me Today

Facial recognition refused to recognize my lying-down face and things of that nature

Mar 22, 2024

women yelling “unsubscribe” at her whatsapp family chat with 137 missed messages

Mar 22, 2024

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MuddyUm

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Lisa Hides

This Retirement Village Has Only One Rule

No ing’ing

Mar 13, 2024

photo of swimming pool rules that says “No ing’ing”

Mar 13, 2024

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

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Lisa Hides

If You Give My Jewish Mother a Phone Call, She’ll Ask You Why You’re Too Busy for Your Own Mother

A new book for those with overbearing moms

Mar 7, 2024

a twist on if you give a mouse a cookie, cover is jewish mother with pickle ball paddle and bagels

Mar 7, 2024

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MuddyUm

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Lisa Hides

The Eight Infuriating Habits of Highly Irritating Texters

Texters so annoying, you almost miss the telephone

Jan 17, 2024

A raised hand displays a phone with a series of multiple brief texts sent in quick succession.

Jan 17, 2024

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MuddyUm

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Lisa Hides

Things That Annoyed Me Today

Cutting open a bag that was actually a Ziplock and things of that nature

Feb 28, 2024

Cheerful barista says “tell me literally everything about your day so far” and a clock says 7am

Feb 28, 2024

Lisa Hides

Lisa Hides

Once voted kinda funny for a mom. Runs on coffee + chaos. Inquiries: ihidefrommykids@gmail.com; subscribe to my newsletter https://ihidefrommykids.substack.com/

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